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  • No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

  • I find it very interesting to note the times in which this post has a sudden resurgence. It often follows very stressful, upsetting events, where a lot of “REBLOG THIS OR YOU SUCK” posts start appearing on this site. 

    So I’ll say it again: it is okay if you come to tumblr to escape upsetting news. It is okay if you’re just here for fun and fandom. It is okay if you do not want to use your tumblr as a place to read about or spread the current events that are circulating. It is okay if you need a place to decompress and just relax. There are other ways to be involved in/support causes and you are allowed to set boundaries on social media platforms without it being indicative of your belief systems. 

    Your beliefs, values, ethics, and moral stances are not determined by whether or not you reblog something. 

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  • Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

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  • booty shorts with if thine eye offends thee, pluck it out written on the ass.

  • FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY
    america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste
    canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior
    united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine
    france: McDo Ortolan Bunting
    italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil
    brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain
    russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered
    germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

  • VOLKSWAGEN CURRYWURST IS REAL IM FLIPPING OUT

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  • if youre saying luigi sucks the best cock youre wrong btw

  • Evil Mario Heritage Post

  • IM FUCKING COMPLIMENTING US

  • Scrunt

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  • Mind your business??

  • i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.

    you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.

    at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.

  • a screenshot of tumblr tags saying "i have feelings for you"ALT

    me and all the bitches i pulled with my autistic swag

  • The og malewife and girlboss

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  • Wonderful! 😁

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  • i know sometimes it fucking sucks on here but like. truly the amount of work people put into this community blows me away like. none of us have to be here and yet everyday we log on and create art and analyze poetry and make friends and when someone we love posts something about how their day is going we click a little button that gives them a heart and yeah there are downsides to getting so emotionally invested into strangers on your phone but by god is there so much love and humanity in it as well. like it’s a tightrope but it’s also an invisible string tying me to you <3

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